The famous Italian artist Leonardo Da Vinci captured the essense of the Irish Dilemma, especially as it relates to McAleer’s…. Two hands, but one mouth

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Remember this when ordering the Double Wings Special, and bring a friend to help down the two pitchers of beer and double order of free wings.

Located at 425 Amsterdam Avenue between 80th and 81st in Manhattan’s Upper West Side for over fifty years.

If you have questions, give us a call at 212-362-7687.

Fax#212.721.4075

Office#212.787.0869

McAleer’s offers a daily lunch special during the week with food and prices that can’t be beat.  Also, the MCALEER DOUBLE WING SPECIAL is always in play. Order two pitchers of beer at the same time and you’ll recieve a double order of wings FREE.

Below is the lunch special:

Served Monday thru Friday 11am to 3pm

$8.75

Lunch Burger Special……10 oz. extra lean sirloin or Turkey, served with pickles, slaw and fries.
Lunch Tuna Melt……….Solid white tuna salad served on English muffin and topped with melted Swiss cheese and served with pickles, slaw and fries.
Lunch Mac n’ Cheese…….McAleer’s homemade mac n’ cheese served in a croc and baked golden brown and served with a side salad and McAleer’s raspberry vinaigrette.
Lunch Chef Salad……….A generous portion of mixed greens topped with ham, turkey, assorted cheeses and egg. Served with McAleer’s raspberry vinaigrette.
Lunch Soup & Sandwich…..A hearty sandwich of ham, turkey, or BBQ chicken served with pickles, slaw & a cup of soup.

A few videos to share that feature McAleer’s Pub. The first two are from last year’s St. Patrick’s Day…it does not get any better than this in NYC on March 17th. The first video shows Keith McAleer leading the Lia Fail Pipe Band, of County Mercer into the pub.

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The bottom two feature a customer who rocked McAleer’s for his 25th birthday party. The second is a music video from the Rascal Flats, “I’ll Be Home for Christmas”, with some shots of McAleer’s.
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McAleer’s Pub has a selection of domestic and imported beers available in bottles, 16 ounce drafts, or pitchers.

We offer customers a weekday special Monday thru Friday from 5pm to 7pm on well drinks,  1/2 Price!

Try our beer of the month. We feature a different beer with a discount each month for you to sample…Just ask your server..

And always remember the famous MCALEER DOUBLE WING SPECIAL–Order two pitchers of beer at the same time–you’ll recieve a free double order of wings_YES, I said FREE!!. (two pitchers are delivered at the same time)** Two domestic pitchers for 26. or two imported pitchers for 36.   You just can’t beat this deal!

“Laughter is not at all a bad beginning for a friendship, and it is far the best ending for one.”~Oscar Wilde

“God is a comedian, playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.” ~Voltaire

“Laughter is wine for the soul ~ laugh soft, or loud and deep, tinged through with seriousness. Comedy and tragedy step through life together, arm in arm… Once we can laugh, we can live.”-Sean O’Casey

The Confessional

An Irishman goes into the confessional  box after years of being away from the  Church.    There’s a fully equipped bar with  Guinness on tap. On the  other wall is a dazzling array of the  finest cigars and chocolates.
Then the priest comes in. “Father,  forgive me, for it’s been a  very long time since I’ve  been to confession, but I must first admit that the confessional box is much more inviting than it used to be.”
The priest replies: “Get  out. You’re on my side

Long Lost Daughter

An Irish daughter had not been home for over 5 years.  Upon her return, her father cursed her heavily.

‘Where have ye been all this time, child?  Why did ye not write to us, not even a line?  Why didn’t ye call?
Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother thru?’

The girl, crying, replied, ‘Sniff, sniff….Dad….I became a prostitute…’

‘Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot!  Sinner!  You’re a disgrace to this Catholic family.’

‘OK, Dad– as ye wish.  I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten-bedroom

mansion plus a $5 million savings certificate.  For me little brother, this gold Rolex.  And for ye Daddy, the

sparkling new Mercedes limited-edition convertible that’s parked outside plus a membership to the country club…(takes a
breath)… and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera.’

‘Now what was it ye said ye had become?’ says Dad..

Girl, crying again, ‘Sniff, sniff….a prostitute Daddy! Sniff,sniff.’

‘Oh! Be Jesus! Ye scared me half to death, girl!  I thought ye said a Protestant.  Come here and give yer old Dad
a hug.

Murphy
There was once an Irishman named Murphy who walked into an American Bar. He sat down and asked the Bartender “Give me three shots o’ your finest Irish Whiskey!” the Bartender complies.

After about a week the bartender asks, “Murphy, would it be better for yeh if I put all three shots of Irish Whiskey into one glass?”

Murphy replied, “well no. See I have two other brothers back at home, Patrick and Owen, and everytime I come into a Pub or Bar I order a shot for each o’ them so I can remember the good times.”

Well, after another week of this routine, Murphy comes into the bar and only asks for two shots of Irish Whiskey. The bartender immediately says “Murphy, is everything ok? Did somethin’ happen to one of your brothers?” “Oh no”, Murphy said, “I just decided to quit drinkin!”

Irish Obituary
Mrs. Pete Monaghan came into the newsroom to pay for her husband’s obituary. She was told by the kindly newsman that it was a dollar a word and he remembered Pete and wasn’t it too bad about him passing away.

She thanked him for his kind words and bemoaned the fact that she only had two dollars. But she wrote out the obituary, “Pete died.”

The newsman said he thought old Pete deserved more and he’d give her three more words at no charge.

Mrs. Pete Monaghan thanked him and rewrote the obituary: “Pete died. Boat for sale”

I’m God
Father McGee walked into the church and spotted a man sitting cross-legged on the altar.

‘My son,’ said the holy man, ‘what are you doing? Who are you?’

‘I’m God,’ said the stranger.

‘Pardon?’

‘I’m God,’ he repeated. ‘This is my house!’

Father McGee ran into the presbytery and, in total panic, rang the archbishop.

‘Your reverence,’ said he, ‘I hate to trouble you, but there’s a man sat on me altar who claims he’s God. What’ll he do?’

Take no chances,’ said the archbishop. ‘Get back in the church and look busy!’

Bar tricks have been around as long as bars. Sometimes used in a wager to win a free pint, they are mostly now just for fun and entertainment. Blah, Blah, Blah…..

Looking to add a little flavor to your conversation? Slang, by it’s nature lowers the dignity of the spoken or written word, so some of the choices down below might come across as a bit vulgar, but they are certainly more colorful to use when the need arises.

Acting the maggot: Not Behaving in a Serious Manner.

Air biscuit : A fart

Not worth a shite: Worthless or useless

Eejit: An idiot

Poof Juice: An alcoholic beverage that is not Guinness or beer based.

Amad’an: which also means stupid or idiot.

“So, don’t be an amadan you eejit you”